Pennywise

A child molester who gets off to fear and scaring kids so he can get an erection and then he rapes them.
son, did that strange pedofile clown known as Pennywise touch you in your no-no spot?
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Samsuck

Another way of saying Samsung, as their modern phones are just rehashes of their earlier ones with features gone like the s pen not having Bluetooth and the new z fold 7 not having s pen functionality at all
Samsuck have really let go recently. Makes sense why Samsung = Boeing.
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McDonnell douglas

The company that ruined Boeing when they merged.
McDonnell douglas turned Boeing into a company that puts money over everything else including safety. Back when the two companies were separate and rivals, MD made the DC-10 to compete with the 747 and rushed it, failing to notice design flaws that inevitably lead to it crashing all the time.
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weed whacker

try using a 2 stroke weed whacker with the muffler removed
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Working joe

What snapchats moderation is operated by as it bans people for the silliest of things or just for no reason at all and makes appealing for an unban unnecessarily difficult and sometimes impossible.
Since working joes are known to be difficult to deal with, it’s no doubt that snapchats moderation is operated by them. Any time you encounter a working joe in alien isolation you know it’s just gonna be rude or just coldly kill you and be of absolutely no help at all.
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zoe laverne

The worst thing to touch american soil ever, looked upon as an unpleasant mess on someone's shoe by the International Communitiy. The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason social media is in the shitter, resulting in higher toxicity, extreme views and more people losing their accounts because they’ve been influenced in ways. the reason Elon musk took over twitter, The reason we have to have endless alternative accounts. This demon has ruined everything.
Zoe laverne is a prime example of an inbred. Just a bunch of vulgar satanic, evil arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten demonic crap.

I find zoe laverne’s decision to get pregnant at a young age repugnant.

As an anti-vaper I find zoe lavernes overt vaping disturbing.
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