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When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022
Get the Zoom Shit mug.The rarest type of nipplejob and the rarest type of sex act. It’s when an intact man inserts a woman’s nipple underneath his foreskin. You never see this type of nipplejob in porn. It doesn't work for circumcised men.
I really wish foreskin nipplejobs were a thing in porn. I'd invent it if I joined porn. I'm surprised Angela White hasn't done that. After all, she plays with foreskins and inserts her tongue in them.
I'd love to do a foreskin nipple job with Sky Bri, Asteria Jade, Angie Faith, Kay Lovely, and Shae Summers.
I'd love to do a foreskin nipple job with Sky Bri, Asteria Jade, Angie Faith, Kay Lovely, and Shae Summers.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 23, 2025
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Get the Northeastern Oregon mug.Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.
A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…
Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)
The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.
Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.
The poor man: I’m fucked.
Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)
The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.
Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.
The poor man: I’m fucked.
by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023
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by AntiCircumcisionMan August 19, 2022
Get the Ex-crush mug.Eight days a week is another way of saying all the time, everyday, and 24/7. It has the same meaning. Eight days a week is also the name of a popular Beatles song made in the 1960s.
Dude 1: Dude, you’ve been masturbating to porn eight days a week.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.
Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.
Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.
Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.
Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 11, 2020
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