Definitions by Anthonio Von Swagger.
Swaggitarious
A Swaggitarious is an individual born with the unique Swagger of the ultimate gentleman. He has swagger beyond measure and posses the abilities of charm, class, intelligence, character and leadership. A Swaggitarious has style and charisma and his presence alone is a true coversation piece for socialites and dignitaries.
Swaggitarious by Anthonio Von Swagger. May 23, 2015
unhuman
1. Lacking characteristics, traits and interactions of non technological equipped homosapian behavior.
2. The inability to experience human interaction physical, verbally and emotionally with another human.
3. Not a homosapian.
4. A technological device used as a subsitute for human relationships.
2. The inability to experience human interaction physical, verbally and emotionally with another human.
3. Not a homosapian.
4. A technological device used as a subsitute for human relationships.
unhuman by Anthonio Von Swagger. October 15, 2014
instaman
A man who can instantly come into a womans life and provide her with emotional, mental and financial stability. A instaman instantly becomes obligated to pay a womans bills, take care of her children and household, provide all resourses without recieving any benefits other than sex in return. He assumes all responsibility providing a woman with all she desires financially and recreationally.
Tasha never had any stable income or potential husband and she always struggled paying bills until her life turned around instantly when he became her instaman.
instaman by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 28, 2014
LOBSTERED
If an individual has started dating someone with the intent to have a relationship and has intentionally lied, mislead or misrepresented themselves and meets 3 or more of the following requirements.The offender in question is a lobster and the the unaware person has been lobstered.
1. Has no INCOME.
2. Does not have HOUSING.
3. Does not DRIVE.
4. Is not currently/graduated from COLLEGE.
5. Is in 2 or more SEXUAL relationships.
6. DRUG addict.
7. 2 or more BABY daddies/mommas.
8. On PROBATION/FELON.
9. Involved in ILLEGAL activities.
10. An online EXHIBITIONIONIST.
1. Has no INCOME.
2. Does not have HOUSING.
3. Does not DRIVE.
4. Is not currently/graduated from COLLEGE.
5. Is in 2 or more SEXUAL relationships.
6. DRUG addict.
7. 2 or more BABY daddies/mommas.
8. On PROBATION/FELON.
9. Involved in ILLEGAL activities.
10. An online EXHIBITIONIONIST.
"I've been dating this guy I met online and he was a total LOBSTER. I found out he just got out of prison, has 4 kids, is a pill head, 2 girlfriends, no job and he's not a High School graduate. I can't believe I got LOBSTERED !."
LOBSTERED by Anthonio Von Swagger. January 10, 2014
TEXTERSATE
TEXTERSATE by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 17, 2012
CRUMB
CRUMB (S) - is a individual(s) who lacks honor,trust,love,morals,good intent,value,effort,respect,loyalty,support,devotion or goodstanding.
CRUMB by Anthonio Von Swagger. August 31, 2012