carpet banging

(verb)
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."
There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
mugGet the carpet bangingmug.

top riding

When a woman on top rides the slick willy as though the man beneath her is a horse.
I sure do enjoy a good top riding.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
mugGet the top ridingmug.

chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
mugGet the chivesmug.

clam stabbing

(verb) A penis thrusting into a vagina in a rapid and often vicious manner. Usually done from a standing position, or in a position where only the genitalia are in contact.
Felta and Favreau went double team clam stabbing on that switch hitting duo in da Port.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
mugGet the clam stabbingmug.

wedgywick

verb. {wedgie} (coined by Antenna Wilde)

The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
Check out that girl... whoa! Did you see the wedgywick?
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
mugGet the wedgywickmug.

girl, interrupted

(adj) (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.
Shit got crazy, I mean; girl, interrupted.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
mugGet the girl, interruptedmug.

garageball

The game takes place in a garage. There are 2 players. It is very much like racquetball, except the racquet is your hand.

The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.

You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.

You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.

Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
Joe: Wanna play dodgeball?
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
by Antenna Wilde February 17, 2008
mugGet the garageballmug.