Antenna Wilde's definitions

thumb jack

(verb. coined by Antenna)
When doing it doggie style, sticking your thumb in a girl's ass to lift it higher.

She kept thrusting her clitty into the pillow, so I gave her a thumb jack for apple bottom viewing.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.

I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

top riding

When a woman on top rides the slick willy as though the man beneath her is a horse.

I sure do enjoy a good top riding.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Vulcan Hand Shake

verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."

She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.

by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009

gangked

verb.

1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.

A mechanic is wrenching an alternator, "Ah, I gangked the fuckin' bolt!"

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

knotty grin

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.

1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.

by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008

Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008