Antenna Wilde's definitions

twice baked russet

When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.

I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

shit helmet

(noun) When a lover dumps a Cleveland steamer on the other lover's head, usually by request.

Come on baby, give me shit helmet.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

turn around time

(noun. Also, turn-around time, or; turn over) The time in which something takes to get done. A waiter has many turn overs in a night. A buyer wants to know what company, or service's turn around time is.

What's the turn around time from production to final sale?

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

ring ding

A woman who gives a little slap down on the head of a man's hard on.

She thinks his dick is funny; gives it a little ring ding before getting busy.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Down on the Muffin

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.

You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

thumb jack

(verb. coined by Antenna)
When doing it doggie style, sticking your thumb in a girl's ass to lift it higher.

She kept thrusting her clitty into the pillow, so I gave her a thumb jack for apple bottom viewing.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008