Antenna Wilde's definitions

clam stabbing

(verb) A penis thrusting into a vagina in a rapid and often vicious manner. Usually done from a standing position, or in a position where only the genitalia are in contact.

Felta and Favreau went double team clam stabbing on that switch hitting duo in da Port.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

thumb jack

(verb. coined by Antenna)
When doing it doggie style, sticking your thumb in a girl's ass to lift it higher.

She kept thrusting her clitty into the pillow, so I gave her a thumb jack for apple bottom viewing.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Down on the Muffin

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.

You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.

If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

girl, interrupted

(adj) (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. When a woman pauses mid-orgasm (usually with her mouth open) and stops gyrating.
2. A woman becomes so angry that she stops talking and takes on a look of mental instability.

Shit got crazy, I mean; girl, interrupted.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

wedgywick

verb. {wedgie} (coined by Antenna Wilde)

The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.

Check out that girl... whoa! Did you see the wedgywick?

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008