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M.O.D.O.K 

A very fitting description for the COVID virus.
Trivia:
What do COVID and the Marvel villain M.O.D.O.K have in common?

Answer:
They are both
Mutant

Organisms

Designed

Only for

Killing!

The Notorious AOC 

THE most appropriate nickname for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez given that she shares the same New York City and has the same three letter initialism in her name as Big Poppa (The Notorious B.I.G.) and Ruth Bader Ginsburg ("The Notorious RBG").
Should Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez run for President, she would most likely be known by the public as "The Notorious AOC!"

Obelisk The Tormentor 

The descent of this mighty creature shall be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. And with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.
Obelisk The Tormentor is one badass god monster!
An aggressive or dangerous driver, especially one that acts as if they own the roads and blatantly disregard traffic law. They are known for doing the following:

1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
A roadhog is essentially a driver with attitude issues.
A dick, especially one that grows to a massive size when erect, that can deliver an intense pounding. Comes from the hydraulic hammer attachment used on excavators to smash through rocks and rubble.
I'm gonna get that ho's rocks off with my hoe ram!
"To go down on" in Spanish. Essentially means the following:

1. To get laid.
2. To get a blowjob.
¿Quieres bajarse conmigo?

Do you wanna fuck?

Cape Buffalo 

Don't EVER get on the wrong side of this animal! It is one of the last things you'll want to do!
Along with the hippo and the rhino, the Cape Buffalo is one of the most aggressive and dangerous herbivores in Africa. Despite weighing as much as a car, an adult Cape Buffalo can charge at speeds of up to 30 mph and is more than capable of dealing an overhead toss to any lion that tries to make a meal out of it.