You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Best Christmas song ever!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024

undereducated

Not having an education level higher than a high school diploma.

In the U.S., a college degree is what separates the educated from the undereducated.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 21, 2023

Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023

Mother's Daughter

The most badass Miley Cyrus song ever! Perfect for any girl who wants succeed in life like her mother did.

Don't fuck with my freedom!
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 25, 2023

mife

Short for mifepristone, the most frequently prescribed FDA approved abortion drug.

Keep your hands off my mife!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 14, 2023

been around the world

Promiscuous to the most extreme degree imaginable. Much worse than been around the block and the subsequently stronger been around town and been around the country.

Person 1: That slut hasn't just been around the block; she's fucking been around the world!

Person 2: And with all the STDs she must be carrying, it's no surprise she still can't find her baby!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 13, 2023

bajarse

"To go down on" in Spanish. Essentially means the following:

1. To get laid.
2. To get a blowjob.

¿Quieres bajarse conmigo?

Do you wanna fuck?

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 03, 2022