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The chemical elements that when combined form MoThErFUCKEr!
The composition of science deniers and election conspiracy loons is 100 % Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 2, 2022
mugGet the Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbiummug.

Cape Buffalo

Don't EVER get on the wrong side of this animal! It is one of the last things you'll want to do!
Along with the hippo and the rhino, the Cape Buffalo is one of the most aggressive and dangerous herbivores in Africa. Despite weighing as much as a car, an adult Cape Buffalo can charge at speeds of up to 30 mph and is more than capable of dealing an overhead toss to any lion that tries to make a meal out of it.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel October 8, 2022
mugGet the Cape Buffalomug.

roadhog

An aggressive or dangerous driver, especially one that acts as if they own the roads and blatantly disregard traffic law. They are known for doing the following:

1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
A roadhog is essentially a driver with attitude issues.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 24, 2023
mugGet the roadhogmug.

Drift Away

Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 23, 2022
mugGet the Drift Awaymug.

chizz

A mixture of semen and smegma. Found only among uncircumcised dicks, especially those that are not washed regularly before fucking.
Cheese + jizz = chizz.
mugGet the chizzmug.

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024
mugGet the You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinchmug.

Qanus

A sarcastic description of anyone who follows the Qanon conspiracy. Literally asshole!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 31, 2021
mugGet the Qanusmug.

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