by Anonymous February 10, 2003
Get the turd burglarmug. 
Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.
"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
Get the state jobmug. by Anonymous August 27, 2003
Get the splooge mop boymug. 