masturbate

to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose

by Anonymous January 25, 2003

JR

Stands for "Johnny Rocket." When a place gives you bad service, you just shit all over their bathroom and piss all over the walls.

"They gave me bad service at McDonald's, so I JR'ed their bathroom."

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

naugh

1. An incredibly awesome person, a person who owns you.
2. A bodacious person.

"Oh, my god. That girl is a naugh!"

by anonymous July 28, 2003

reset

A homosexual cyprusian.

That dude is such a reset!

by anonymous May 21, 2003

Dark

1) A person from Romania specializing in gay midget porn.

2) Typically a person of below average intelligence.

That person is as Dark as it gets.

by anonymous March 24, 2005

Clay Aiken

He got second place in last year's American Idol 2. He has a great, unique voice and has gorgeous eyes.

Cindy: "Bobby, your eyes, are almost as gorgeous as those of Clay Aiken."
Bobby: *puts mascara on eyes* "Are they prettier now?"

by Anonymous March 12, 2004

gonza

Some nice ass weed; marijuana.

I was smoking so much gonza last night that i skeeted on your dog.

by anonymous May 31, 2004