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archmere auk

any one or combination of the following:

a) someone who has way too much time on their hands, no social life and works way too hard. probably will not get as far in life as some of their classmates in the definitions below
b) someone who`s parents have too much money on their hands. these archmerians typically arrive at school in their mercedes`, strut around in their illegal abercrombie shirts with their burberry purses and say stuff like "oh my god ! did you hear what so -and -so did last night? what a slut" (ironically, the girl saying this will probably go bang out her best friends boyfriend as soon as she leaves school for the afternoon). These auks will get far in life because daddy will just pay their way through.
c) one who, if nothing else, is talented in talking a lot of shit.
d) any number of people who call everyone sluts to cover up the fact that they either - haven`t gotten any.ever. or, are themselves, extremely promiscuous.
"Ohh look. She thinks she is so much better than everyone else because got that Burberry purse first. Well, my parents have more money than hers!"
"Yea, I heard she fucked like half the school last weekend"
"Hmm .. I didn`t hear that. I was too busy studying for this killer AP Calc exam all weekend!"
by anonymous February 9, 2005
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maddenism

anything said by someone whose last name is madden, but specifically whenit makes no sense or is totally illogical
"...when he said summet stupid, it was just another maddenism..."
by anonymous May 12, 2004
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keep the stickers

Go fuck yourself.

Usually said when something goes awry.
This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.
by anonymous March 2, 2005
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Captain Skyhawk

One of the greatest and most memorable games ever made for the NES. It was a challenge and great for all ages.
They should remake it in real 3D with some sort of 3D shutter glasses for the 21st century.
Captain Skyhawk is awesome he killed my father and raped my mother!
by Anonymous February 19, 2005
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tea bag

what ground tea leaves are.
I was so hungry I put a tea bag in my mouth. mmm...it was so tasty.
by anonymous June 11, 2006
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screwed in the ass

to be totally fucked over; to be completely shafted
I got an F on exam; I am not totally screwed in the ass.
by anonymous December 21, 2003
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Avon Old Farms

an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"
AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"
by anonymous April 12, 2005
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