Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

MotorCityMadman

Worthless piece of shit that never communicates anything of relevance.
Fan of the worst team in the NFL

Joe: Aren't The Lions great?

Tom: If you think that you are a Motor CityMadman

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word

1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

Jamoo

slang for JMU, james madison university... coolest place ever

I go to JaMoo

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

spiff

the root of such words as spiffy and spiiferific (although the latter is a compound word including terrific). Used mainly as an expletive in much the same was as fuck although can be used as a remark of amazement, shock or suprise.

Boss: "You are going to have to work overtime."
Worker: "Spiff!"

Grocery Clerk: "You just won the sweepstakes."
Shopper: "Spiff!"

by Anonymous November 07, 2002

swass

A body odour comming from working type men, which is a combination of sweat and un wiped ass

You need to shower yu smell like swass

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

suicide

A simple and efficient way of dealing with all of life's problems.

Just commit suicide, and you'll never be unhappy again.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003