umm stiss

when you stroke your penis up and down it makes an umm - stiss sound

he was beating his penis in the bathroom and you could hear an umm stiss sound from the next room

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Navision

a poor software package constructed by placing a skin over an access database. Unlike access however there are many constraints, by design to stop it working as well as it could

B2B business interface

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

fluck

derived from the word fuck, but you can get away with this one.

fluck i ahve just stubbed my toe!

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

clittoris

the part of a female's vagina that is located between the lips above the actual hole of the vagina :)

The woman's clittoris is pink

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

No Talent ass clown

Aaron Maldonado

Aaron Maldonado is a(n) no talent ass clown.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003