spoof

in Australia, spoof means cum, jizz, sperm etc. etc... we always find it funny when americans use it to describe a parody (see def. 1) hehehe. btw, to get the accent, the 'oo' sound is the same as in 'book'

she doesn't like the taste of spoof....

by Anonymous May 06, 2003

lisp

a speech impediment.

i got a new boa-constrictor, his name is sssssssnake (said in the voice of a retard with lisp)

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

clown fucker

Person who only gets off by fucking a person of the circus type.

She only likes the clowns , so we call her the clown fucker.

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

kola

One who likes girls between the ages of 12 to 14.

Get 'em before their hair does, kola!

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

BOHICA

bend over here it comes again

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

riot shield

Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.

When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.

Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Lamology

The study of that which is lame.

I majored in lamology.

by Anonymous April 01, 2003