French bread

An item best used to whack the living daylights out of cynical wankers, especially when stale

One night, the little girl got sick of the ugly dude trying to feel on her, so she beat him senseless with an old, crusty loaf of French bread.

by Anonymous September 09, 2003

Layde

An alternate form of the word lady in an attempt to be different or special

Layde is so much better than lady.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

inutero

Angry teen…mad at everything..liberal tree-hugger...likes Tang

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

shat

To shit in one's mouth.

I "shat" in your fucking mouth!

by Anonymous January 08, 2003

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Stomach Mop

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.

Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.

by Anonymous June 09, 2003

FARTeth

The Old English word for "fart." A fart comes out of your butthole and fumigates the surrounding area, destroying any life in a three-mile radius.

I shall farteth upon thy head.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003