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Molly McButter

A plain jane type female, often associated with the term 'white girl' -- though not always, generally at least loosely associated with a sorority.

I can't picture that Molly McButter getting down.

I'm not down for no Molly McButters.

by anonymous January 31, 2004

SWAT

Best movie in da world!!

Colin Farrell is SOOOOOO hot

by anonymous January 31, 2004

ban-happiness

The urge to ban at will. Typically seen as a characteristic of asshole admins such as DerEngel

<Isabella> Uh oh. Looks like DerEngel's suffering ban-happiness again.

by anonymous January 31, 2004

sex up

the way little 5 year olds use the word sex.

<bobby> "hey, jenny touched me"
<little johnny> points finger "auhhhhhh, you wanna sex her up"

by anonymous January 31, 2004

music

Music, as you know it, sucks. Music is not a recording. Music is not a band or any musicians (most modern musicians, mainly guitarists, bassists, and drummers, suck anyway). Real music does not have to be recorded. Real music is written down in standard notation, but since most modern music is too horrible to be written down, and since most musicians can't read music at all, it doesn't even matter. Music continues to suck.

Ask a so-called "musician" these days to recite the circle of fifths, order of flats, or even the key of Cmaj. He probably won't be able to do it. Once people stop becoming classical musicians, music is screwed forever.

by Anonymous February 1, 2004

music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.

God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.

by Anonymous February 1, 2004

glam

Fukin hottie, often prevalent in the car scene.
In high demand by the male species.
Gives good gobby.

"Fuckin glam's everywhere!"

by Anonymous February 1, 2004