Anonymous's definitions

Mousey

To completely foul up a project by making the most boneheaded mistake one can make.

Dude1: Holy shit my computer won't boot up WTF is wrong with it?!
Dude2: You idiot you bolted the motherboard directly to the case!
Dude1: Huh?
Dude2: MOUSEY'D
Dude1: *dies*

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

fruit bat

a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

gellin'

An indication that you are in one of the absolute stupidest commercials known to man.

"Are you gellin'?"
"I'm gellin' like a felon!"
"Please kill me."

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Conan O'Brian

The HOTTEST late night host; my lover

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

conjoined twin

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

shitonastick

b4p

b4p=shitonastick

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

kobe'd

To have raped someone, esp. an under-aged woman, and then lie about it.

Mark Kobe'd when he told the police that he didn't know the woman who claimed he raped her.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003