Anonymous's definitions

schlei

An inadvertant interaction with the ass end of a person or automobile.

i went to bang my old lady, but in the darkness i accidentally gave her the schlei.

dude, you `bout gave that car the schlei.

by anonymous June 15, 2004

Bad weed blues

A feeling of unsatisfaction due to the lack of good weed. Coined by Bone Thugs and Harmony.

Dealer: What you need, homie?
Homie: I need a dub of tha chronic yo...
Dealer: All I got is stress...
Homie: Damn, I got the bad weed blues...

by Anonymous July 30, 2004

tekmunki

An infamous Florida based gamer and internet technical wizard who has established a solid presence in gaming and troubleshooting communities across the internet. Many people think he doesn't sleep, due to his enormous logged active hours on forums and in games. His first person shooter skills are unrivaled.

"Man, this guy is an uber gamer - possibly TekMunki smurfing again".

by anonymous June 23, 2004

nem nem

One SEXY, ORGASMIC man!!! The greatest giver of sexual pleasure, the indefinate BEAST of the bedroom.

You rocked my ass like a rocking-chair last night, nem nem!!!

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

stud

1)Male Definition: a guy that fucks as many women as he can
2)Female Definition: a male slut

"that guy is a stud!!!"

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

clown punch

A yummy soft drink similar to Pepsi in taste and marketability.

Want some clown punch?

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

kicksing

having fun, playing aroud , acting the fool

The are kicksing in congress over the state of the economy

by Anonymous September 2, 2003