mallclerks

A person who thinks he is god but is nothing but a dumbass moron who doesn't know how to run a server and tries to take advantage of people but fails even at that.

Just a plain fuckin dipshit nobody likes.
by Anonymous October 07, 2003
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fisukapple

This is when you get a girl on her period and fist fuck her till your hand looks like a toffee apple.

You then lick the toffee apple.
John, tell your mom thanks for the fisukapples!
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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fisukapple

you can get a better toffee apple from shoving your hand up her poop chute.

You get her to eat that one, usually.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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Wet docks

A phrase that means lubrication during or for sexual intercourse using referring to male genitalia.
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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Beckham (UK only)

Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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quantum theory

by Anonymous August 06, 2003
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first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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