Anonymous's definitions

historians

historians for the purposes of the definition, shall be defined as sam, hereafter they shall also be known as sam.
the main reasons for this are as follows:
1. sams are geeks
2. sams deny the fact that they r no longer virgins, although it has only occured once it still happened.
3. they are loners
4. they read books too often and have to boast about the amount of work they have done, its uni! you dont do work!!!
5. they have no life
hence for these reasons, no bitch assd loner called sam can call me a ho!

eg.
historians can be so boring
y r all historians virgins?
y wont that historian shag me...
answer: once they've lost it once its impossible to shag them again, theyve had their quota

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

break up

1. To stop.
2. To leave your boyfriend/girlfriend

I had to break up the party.
I had to break up with Morty.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

totaled

To destroy something beyond recognition.

Dave totaled his car. It was a complete write off.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

pacnet

a place where admins own it up and shit kunts cheat.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

lomax

Tea Baggins (NOT j/k mate.)

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Snashall

a person of arguable sexual orientation who is akin to playing with one-self in public. they are general from backward/prehistoric regions and often impotent - often getting away with exposure as a result of their tiny almost un-noticable genetailia

that young Jay down the road looks to me like a snashall

by Anonymous August 3, 2003