wanker

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.

You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!

by anonymous May 31, 2004

clit

if my boy touches my clit just right, he knows ill fuck him hard.

by anonymous October 07, 2003

Fire drill

A loud buzzer that hurts people's ears at schools.

I went deaf due to a fire drill at my high school.

by anonymous January 03, 2004

leona

Wildly intelligent and independent female; a stalking lioness.

Don't get on Leona's bad side.

by Anonymous April 24, 2005

40 hands

a game in which the player tapes one 40 to each hand and is not allowed to un-tape them until they have finished drinking the 40s.

"the last thing I remember was starting to play 40 hands"

by anonymous December 20, 2003

R1

A preppy's sportbike. Only assholes and posers ride this bike. The mighty Gixxer1k has been kicking this bike's ass for the past 3 years and these thugs can't get it through their head that the R1 sucks. Shizzzz.

gsx-r1k>r1

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Thlayli

A lamer who spews useless long texts all over the net.

"Oh man, my guestbook has been Thlayli'd"

by Anonymous February 07, 2003