html

Horrible Typing Madness Language (html) A computer web language code used to program websites which hasd a high tendency to make you go insane!!!!!!
Oh my FUCKING God!!! This html is facking killing me!!!!!! AAGGGHHHH!!!!
by Anonymous May 23, 2006
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minus

commonly referred to as Minus Measter
a friend to vegetables everywhere
minus likes to play with celery
by anonymous February 14, 2003
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Ice Princess

A woman who is very beautiful, but very cold.
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has been called one in the media, as well as played "ice princess" roles in her films, i.e. Great Expectations.
by Anonymous March 27, 2004
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god

Existence. Christianity and all religions know it exists, but religions use rules and other cult-like plans to control life. Whatever god is, he ain't gonna put you in some place to burn for an eternity. Makes no sense.
by anonymous July 31, 2003
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SafeSearch

The only thing between you and using Google to find all kinds of porn.
Turn of SafeSearch and ypu can find all the porn you want on Google.
by anonymous March 09, 2005
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Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)
Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.
by Anonymous May 10, 2004
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A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.
Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.
by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005
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