AnonYMous's definitions

sausage

Noun. A large woman.

Those girls we saw at the club were such sausages!

by anonymous March 6, 2005

idiot

A halfwitted mental defective dimwitted ignoramus. See male.

People who have crushes on their sisters are idiots.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

netspeak

An easy way to determine the IQ of the person you are talking to over the Internet. See chatspeak.

Person 1: howz r u 2day!!!!!!!111
Person 2: IQ is 41.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Oslish

Words typed so poorly as to be almost but not quite unreadable

Wdorst ypde os poolry ast obe almosr buyt not quit eunreadbale

That definiion was written in Oslish

by Anonymous March 6, 2005

Paris Hilton

A beautiful girl who became rich at birth and gets blamed for it. She is my fashion idol, and can be recognized for successfully upholding a hotel and other business, and getting into a modeling career without help. Sure, being an heiress helped, but is that her fault? I think Paris Hilton is a really awesome person! (So is Tinkerbell!)

Paris Hilton is really sweet, pretty, fashionable, and smart girl.

by Anonymous March 6, 2005

konstantine

The most important influence in one's life. Like the "constant" in a mathmatical formula, it will always exist and always effect whatever it influences. Is often used to refer to someone who is extremely dear to another. Term was was firt coined by Andrew McMahon, lead singer of the band "Something Corporate" in the song "Konstantine"

"It's not hard to dream, you'll always be my Konstantine"

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

adzest

Online alias for person (or persons) who attempt to seduce young males into sexual relations.

Will pretend to be a young female from Cali, who is very keen to meet.

Often asks for photos to make sure the young boy he is trying to seduce is supple enough.

<adzest> 14/f/cali, send me some pics and an address so we can meet.

by anonymous March 7, 2005