AnonYMous's definitions
by Anonymous August 28, 2003

When your cooch can be pulled over your head because you have done the wangidy-bang-bang as much as a whore.
by Anonymous October 7, 2003

by anonymous January 22, 2003

Person who does not feel they need a spiritual handrail; person more inclined to believe the findings of science than the writings of religion.
I may be an atheist, but I still know that medieval scientists (who were members of the church) never did believe the earth was flat. This myth was created by Irving Welsh in order to add drama to his "biography" of Christopher Columbus.
by anonymous April 5, 2004

1. County in the SouthEast of England.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
by Anonymous July 22, 2004
