unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.

My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.

by anonymous July 26, 2004

television

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.

Television is for Americans aka lazy people.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

Whorbed

To perform the act of fellatio.
To suck the cawk.

Also known as being a ghey boy butt bandit.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

snacktray

See snizacktriznay

It's when you put four fingers (2 on each hand) in a bitches ass while banging her, once filthy you remove and and insert two in her mouth and two up her nose. Finally finish it off with a side of ranch (jizzle) on her cheek

Give that slizzy a snizacktriznay!!

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Bald Field Gnome

1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat

Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy

by Anonymous June 07, 2003

vizio

A vizio is a person who thoroughly enjoys rubbing fresh dog feces on his penis and then recieving oral from his father

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.

by Anonymous November 02, 2003