Costas Ioannou

God.....

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

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barrel

hey that barrel is starting to look kinda hot

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

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1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

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If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.

What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?

by anonymous April 21, 2021

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A phrase commonly used by parents and teachers in arguments because they can't defend what they say.

Kid: "Why can't I do this?"
Parent: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"

by anonymous June 29, 2005

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Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.

Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.

by anonymous June 17, 2004

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by Anonymous April 25, 2005

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