A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of identical circles.
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To be violently attacked in the wilderness, up the creek with no paddle, to have sugar put in your gasoline, etc.
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Person 1: There sure are a lot of people in the hallway. There must be an exam today.
Person 2: Yeah, anyways!
Person 2: Yeah, anyways!
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