Definitions by Angus McCracken

Granny Choker 

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

Granny Choker by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Cookie Cunts 

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

Cookie Cunts by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Furry Fisting 

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.

Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.

Furry Fisting by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Flowmaster 

A girl who has got her period totally in check.

It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.

Flowmaster by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Party Plug 

Noun - Typically only found at New Years and other festive occasions where one has forgotten their butt plug but substitutes by inserting a plastic champagne cork into their anus.

Man last night was crazy. I woke up with a party plug in my ass and one stuck to my cheek.

Party Plug by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Snap-a-doo 

A cutesy variation on the word snapper (which is obviously slang for vagina)

Used by parents who don't feel comfortable using the anatomically correct terms. These same parents refer to a penis as a ding-dong.

Young girl talking to her Dad.

"Daddy my snap-a-doo is itchy what do I do?"

"Tell your Mom"

Snap-a-doo by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Phallic Photo 

The correct psychological and scientific term attributed to the commonly referred to "Dick Pic"

A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?

Phallic Photo by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020