Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020