51 definitions by Angus McCracken
Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
1. The latin word for itchy
2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020