Angel_k's definitions

Disingenuous

Maintaining an air of credibility when faced with your own lack of sincerity and honesty.

Rarely successful.

Mike: Fancy getting together later?
Jane: Won't your girlfriend mind?
Mike: What girlfriend?
Jane: The one you're in a relationship with on facebook?
Mike: That's nothing, we only went out a couple of times, nothing's happening!
Jane: Maybe you should tell her that :-)
Fleur: That's disingenuous mate!

by Angel_k April 12, 2011

Playing Bill Oddie

Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.

Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.

Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!

Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.

by Angel_k June 1, 2011

I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

Ladies' week

Socially acceptable reference to mensturation.

Nanette: Fancy coming swimming tomorrow?
Fleur: No thanks, it's ladies' week

by Angel_k April 20, 2011