Angel_k's definitions

guinness penis

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

by Angel_k June 26, 2022

Fionuala

Socially acceptable term for female genitalia, similar to 'Twinkle'. Suitable for use in situations such as family gatherings, weddings and christenings.

Noel: You women can get everything you want, you have the fionuala of power!
Annette: Thank god I didn't call the baby Fionuala!

by Angel_k June 15, 2010

Shuggling

The manner of walking while wearing Uggs (other brands of boots are available) resulting in unnatural shuffling motions and noises which may be disturbing to the people around you

Jannette: What's that really annoying noise?
Fleur: Sorry, it's me, I've got my Uggs on
Jannette: Well stop shuggling at least! And get dressed!

by Angel_k January 17, 2011

Ladies' week

Socially acceptable reference to mensturation.

Nanette: Fancy coming swimming tomorrow?
Fleur: No thanks, it's ladies' week

by Angel_k April 20, 2011