Andy1's definitions

OVJ

Abbreviation for Ortho Vaginal Jelly, a storebought type of pussy juice

The ortho company makes lotsa money when people put ovj on their pussies

by andy1 May 24, 2005

San Fransissyco

And yet another slang word for San Fagcisco, the gay bay

If you're going to San Fransissyco, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 March 25, 2005

Taco Smell

Slang word for the fast-food chain Taco Bell. Also can define the smell of a pussy.

Do you want to go to Taco Smell, Barfy's}, {Hardon's}, or {Pizza Slut?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties

Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.

by andy1 May 29, 2005

shet

Polish immigrant pronunciation of "shit"

Leon shet in the outhouse

by andy1 October 29, 2004

Hardon's

Slang word for the fast-food chain Hardee's.

Do you want to go to Hardee's, Barfy's, Pizza Slut, or Taco Smell?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007