Trafficway

A word that appears unique to Kansas City, used for some semi-major streets. To the best of my analysis, a trafficway appears to be a road that veers from the actual course of where the straight line street should be, e.g., 63rd Street Trafficway, 7th Street Trafficway. I have seen no other city that has a trafficway, and I think it is a very silly word. A freeway exit sign may abbreviate it as TFWY. How on earth would a visitor from another town (which interstate freeways are designed for) have a clue what that means?
Another example in Kansas City is the Southwest Trafficway, which actually lets people park in the right traffic lane during non-rush hour periods. Unbelievable! It was built in about 1948, and the 3 lanes each direction are not wide enough for modern day 3 lanes. Currently with a 35 mph speed limit, I propose reducing the lanes to 2 lanes (and maybe a bike lane), and raising the speed limit to 40 or 45. Same with Ward Parkway.
by andy1 September 23, 2010
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Clitoris Leachman

An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.
Clitoris Leachman appeared on the MTM show from 1970 through 1975.
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W-Douche 40

Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40
Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.
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Penisoil

One of the early brands of motor oil, also known as Pennzoil, from Penisylvania
Bill, did you want 10W40 or 20W50 weight Penisoil in your car?
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KUNT

I was listening to radio station KUNT-AM, 690 on your dial, the eatingest station in the (w)hole of the nation!
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Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.
Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.
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San Fagsicko

And yet another word for San Francisco, the gay bay. See San Fagshitco and San Fransissyco.
If you are going to San Fagsicko, you'd better wear a butt protector there.
by andy1 May 31, 2005
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