Wrinkle Pounding

Titty fucking an old lady and using her loose skin as a condom

Im gonna go wrinkle pound your grandma.

by Andy K May 16, 2004

flaming fuck

When a man blindfold a woman and instead of fucking her, he maturbates her with a lit cigar

Yo, I gave that chick a flaming fuck she'll never forget.

by Andy K March 24, 2004

auto-safety

When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard

Sex with me is auto-safety.

by Andy K April 07, 2004

Weathering

When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.

For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains

"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"

by Andy K April 06, 2004

Vaginal Glutton

A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.

Ill be back, I need a new pack of vaginal gluttons.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Mashitty

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working

Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.

by Andy K May 19, 2004

Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.

by Andy K April 18, 2004