Phizikz, stop being a little bitch, u criebaby
by Andy January 06, 2005
by andy August 26, 2004
Port and city in Northern Harad, built by evil Numenoreans in the second age and later a base for the Corsairs of Umbar (although some renditions place the Corsair base near to, rather than in, Umbar).
The city is marked on Middle Earth maps drawn by Tolkien, in contrast to most of Harad. The city name is Elvish, as befits its origin among Dunedain. (Haradrim name-forms are not given in Tolkien... I wonder why...). It also occurs in most of the Tolkien strategy games, though way outside where any action is likely to be.
Presumably fortified. Some fans have drawn detailed maps which can be found by doing a Google search - usually showing a fortified city with a number of inner levels, similar to other Numenorean cities such as Minas Tirith.
The city is marked on Middle Earth maps drawn by Tolkien, in contrast to most of Harad. The city name is Elvish, as befits its origin among Dunedain. (Haradrim name-forms are not given in Tolkien... I wonder why...). It also occurs in most of the Tolkien strategy games, though way outside where any action is likely to be.
Presumably fortified. Some fans have drawn detailed maps which can be found by doing a Google search - usually showing a fortified city with a number of inner levels, similar to other Numenorean cities such as Minas Tirith.
Umbar stands on the borderline between Harad and Gondor, controlling Haradrim access to the North.
The Corsairs were led into battle by Lord Nimhir of Umbar.
The Corsairs were led into battle by Lord Nimhir of Umbar.
by Andy April 19, 2004
Somebody who commits acts of sexual intimacy with dromedaries or bactrians. An especially horny and sex-starved desert traveller, or a total perv.
Also an annoying person resembling the above.
Also an annoying person resembling the above.
When the new recruit arrived at the desert base, the sergeant told him to keep his urges under control, but when he got too horny, he should use the camel in the shed. After a month his balls were fit to burst and he went in there and fucked the camel every which way. When he came out he asked the sergeant if he did it right and the sergeant said to the camelhumper, well, the other guys just ride it to the brothel in the next town.
by Andy December 01, 2007
A word used when you can't remember the word that you want to be saying
Origin: S. Glover
From the Latin: Oojamaflip-umus
Origin: S. Glover
From the Latin: Oojamaflip-umus
by Andy July 21, 2003
Something stupid people do to feel better about themselves due to chronic low self-esteem problems as well as religious idiocy.
Mary is an idiot for volunteering because she could be sleeping or getting paid, or doing both at the same time.
by Andy January 27, 2005