Andrew's definitions

Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

by Andrew June 18, 2006

greece

A country of southeast Europe on the southern Balkan Peninsula and including numerous islands in the Mediterranean, Aegean, and Ionian seas. Settled by Achaeans, Aeolians, Ionians, Minoans, and Dorians by 1000 B.C., the region grew as an amalgam of independent city-states, many of which established colonies throughout the Mediterranean by the eighth century B.C. Classical Greek culture, centered around Athens, reached a high point in the fifth century B.C. before being conquered by Philip II of Macedon in 338 B.C. The area was later controlled by the Roman and Byzantine empires before being absorbed into the Ottoman empire (1456). In 1829, Greece gained its independence and established a constitutional monarchy. The king was deposed following a military coup in 1967, and a democratic republic was established in 1975. Athens is the capital and the largest city. Population: 9,740,417

And are the best country in the world

ALEX : Where you going my skip friend
PUB : GREECE OF COARSE - i need some ciggies,oil,good food & a tan. ceyas

by Andrew September 24, 2003

cybz

a leet coutner-strike player.

Player joined the server
Player changed name to empty
Cybz: kus u can't have a space in your name unless u use " "
empty: huh?
Cybz: omg g0t n00b?
**Cybz killed Gelly with a hs from ak47**
**Cybz killed s3n with a hs from ak47**
**Cybz killed nsp. with a hs from ak47**
**Cybz killed |nnerFury. with a hs from ak47**
**Cybz killed ^_^ Binkerz0r with a hs from usp**
**Cybz killed -=|2Y@N=- with a hs from usp**
**Cybz killed iCHOR | JusTice with a hs from ak47**
empty: i change my name in console and it comes up as empty on the game why is that!?
**Cybz killed empty with a hs from ak47**
Cybz: omg.. just don't put any spaces in your name
s3n: fkn hacking fag cybz
nsp.: g0t h4xs cybz?
^_^ Binkerz0r: wow nice run there cybz.. bit sus?
empty changed name to KuS
Cybz: wd n00b.. i'm suprised u knew how to bring down console...
Gelly: holy shit go cybz!
KuS: console.. wtf is that? i had to go to customize and change it..
Cybz: omg.. n00b
Cybz: ahhaha sk's sif i h4x.. ta gelly!

by Andrew January 19, 2003

0810

the meanest and toughest long island gang

yall best watch out for them 0810's

by andrew June 15, 2004

anok

Alternative spelling for the word anarchy.

Used alot among the crust

Also, one who believes in anarchy.

See the anok.

See the anok march.

March anok march!

by andrew October 30, 2004

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

cuteness

Lauren Tracy 4'10" 80lbs of pure cuteness
i dont think it could get any cuter

Did you see LT today? god shes such cuteness.

by Andrew January 5, 2005