An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 07, 2021
A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 15, 2022
The sweetest lady you will ever meet. Gives the best cuddles, makes the best muffins. Creates the most special cards. Loves her family beyond measure. Puts up with Russell.
by Andos Hastos November 01, 2021
Aaron: “Where are you off to Janelle?”
Janelle: “I need to tame a beast, I’ve had a tough mudder brewing all morning. If I don’t hurry up it’s gonna turn into a mud slide!”
Janelle: “I need to tame a beast, I’ve had a tough mudder brewing all morning. If I don’t hurry up it’s gonna turn into a mud slide!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.
Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
Twin 2. The Liza in Charliza. Funny, random, loyal and loving. Eliza is an ambitious, fast talking gal who ‘sings’ like Adele and ‘dances’ like Beyoncé. Eats dinner for breakfast and puts cheese on everything! Speeds like an F1 driver and dishes demerit points to family members. Easily triggered, click your fingernails and she will cut you. Most likely child to wipe parent’s bums in old age. Best footballer in the family. Loved by all who know her.
Random person: ‘Who’s that over there with the epic resting bitch face? She just ate a whole wheel of cheese!’
‘On that’s Eliza. She’s the best.’
‘On that’s Eliza. She’s the best.’
by Andos Hastos October 12, 2021