Definitions by AndREW

screwheap 

a pile of dead cats in an abandoned warehouse

John: Damn check out that screwheap
Willi: Yeah the cops were called and are on the way.
John: Good, I think this is illegal to look at

screwheap by andrew July 8, 2003

bonkbill 

a subpecies of a monkey pelican

bonkbills live in western florida on the gulf of mexico

bonkbill by andrew July 8, 2003

kooshmap 

When a person of elder status vomits after eating rotten food

damn my grampa kooshmaped last night he lost 6 of his lungs

kooshmap by andrew July 8, 2003

higgle figgle 

A small being with seventeen eveys and huge ears, a single 3 foot tall hair upon his head, and pees all over everything.

That's the higgle figgle upstairs, Oh no, not again!

higgle figgle by Andrew July 6, 2003

buff

In the nude or without cloths

He's in the buff

buff by Andrew July 2, 2003

captain hook 

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

captain hook by andrew June 29, 2003

gottem

What you yell when you grab a fine girls ass or tits.

When I grabbed Christel's tits, he yelled "GOTTEM!"

gottem by andrew June 27, 2003