Definitions by Anarcissie

pecker tracks 

Children, or evidence of children such as toys, children's clothing, etc., obviously resulting from someone's use of his pecker.

'When I sold encyclopedias door-to-door back in the day, I would always look for pecker tracks on the lawn to know which houses to hit.'

pecker tracks by anarcissie June 2, 2013

gray 

(adjective) White, Caucasian, European as in 'gray cat' (White person). (Mid-20th-century Black hip slang; usually somewhat derogatory.)

'I never thought I'd see a gray cat in this place.'

gray by anarcissie March 20, 2013

The Deuce 

42nd Street in New York City (the southernmost part of Times Square). Back in the day, a center of total depravity, especially between 8th and 9th Avenue, but currently Disneyfied.

'Man, I need to score, I'm gonna hit the Deuce.'

The Deuce by anarcissie January 10, 2012

plead out

To plead guilty in the hope of getting a reduced sentence or some other consideration.

'Scunge was caught with his hand in the till, but he chose to plead out while implicating others and got off with a suspended sentence.'

plead out by anarcissie January 9, 2012

kids these days 

A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.

'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'

kids these days by anarcissie October 29, 2011

quiche eater 

An upper-class or upper-middle-class person, presumably a snob or a trustifarian; one of the gentry; a person with effete or elitist tastes or habits; a patron of fern bars and Whole Foods supermarkets

'This neighborhood will be ruined if we get one more quiche eater moving in. They get in a house and multiply like rats.'

quiche eater by anarcissie August 26, 2011

dead is dead 

Also with quotes: "'Dead' is dead", "'dead' is 'dead'", etc. The theory that in postmodernity nothing is ever out of fashion, anything from the past may come back, 'everything old is new again,' etc.

'He is such a post-post 'dead is dead' freak he thinks Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post covers are totally hip.'

dead is dead by anarcissie May 25, 2011