AnTi's definitions

it's greek to me

A phrase to show that you have no idea what it is, just like most americans have no idea what greek is. What people say before they look to UrbanDictionary.com

What the fuck is the Shocker? its greek to me.

by Anti January 5, 2005

low rider

Little caddies or other late model cars that people lower to get the effect of being low to the ground. Usually driven by mexicans or 'gangsters'. Sometimes outfitted with hydraulics.

Low riders are for guys who can't get it up.

Damn, look at that wankster in that low rider... someone's a yuppie...

by Anti October 15, 2004

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 17, 2005

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

winner

Cheaters that don't get caught.s

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election

by Anti October 25, 2004

Attiken

A no good lying lowlife. He will take all of the beauty power and brilliance you have and suck it out of you. He looks for lovers as one looks for fans. Admiration and devotion. Despite him introducing you to his entire family he’ll have another woman qued up the second you have a bad day. This man only gives love to get love not out of real conviction

Attiken is a leach

by Anti February 23, 2025