AnTi's definitions

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 17, 2005

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

slam

1. to inbibe alcohol in a very quick and almost violent manner.

2. anything taken in a similar manner

1. after he slammed those five shots of 151, he started vomiting in an equally violent manner.

2. 'my heartburn was so bad, all i wanted to do was get home and slam a couple tums.'

by Anti February 1, 2005

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 9, 2005

Attiken

A no good lying lowlife. He will take all of the beauty power and brilliance you have and suck it out of you. He looks for lovers as one looks for fans. Admiration and devotion. Despite him introducing you to his entire family he’ll have another woman qued up the second you have a bad day. This man only gives love to get love not out of real conviction

Attiken is a leach

by Anti February 23, 2025

the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.

Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.

by Anti January 23, 2005