how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 18, 2005

bidniss

1. Criminal Activity
2. Sexual Activity
3. A man's bladder

1. Jimmy's gonna be here in a few minutes with my... bidniss...

2. John and Clara wheren't alone for more than 2 minutes before they started getting down to 'bidniss'.

3. Phil keeps grabbin his cock, I think he needs to take care of bidniss.

by Anti January 19, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 23, 2004

winner

Cheaters that don't get caught.s

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election

by Anti October 26, 2004

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

noobcannon

In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.

"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."

by Anti December 01, 2004

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 13, 2004