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the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.
Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.
by Anti January 23, 2005
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posuer

The CORRECT spelling of, though not as common as, poser. ironicly, the word's history is much like it's definition. a posuer is someone who desides to be something, act and/or dress a certain way to fit in or be cool, not because of what it stands for. This can apply to almost any walk of life, including but not limited to: punk, goth, emo, hardcore, skateboarding, snowboarding, and a certain band.

How to spot a posuer: will look like the thing they are posing as, but almost always to a greater extent. If you ask them about the subject, they will go on and on about how cool it is, while giving little or no background about it. May often call YOU a posuer. Specifics:
Punk: Will wear band shirts like avril lavigne (dead give away, not as common) or Good Charolette, will wear ragged or ripped clothes, although it is apparently new or from Abercrombie. Will talk about anarchy all day, or about how much they hate facists.

Goth: more bondage straps than a sex-shop. more saftey pins than a fabric shop. Will talk about manson all day, and about how much they cut themselves, hate preps, adults, and life in general (but dont kill themselves...).

Emo: listens to Dashboard confessional. period. also likes bands like the get up kids and simple plan. wears oversized wool sweaters or scarves, and if spoken to, will cry. will cry with no provocation at all. will do all this because they think it will get them pity sex.

Skateboarders: will wear brands like: Volcom stone, etnies, element, quicksilver, or other 'posuer' brands. just go to your local skate shop for more info on these brands. will carry their skateboards everywhere, even though they obviously have no scratches on them, or worse, scrape their boards against the curb for the effect. listens to pop punk. when at the skatepark, will not actually ride the skateboard. when spoken to, will get fidgety and maybe run.

snowboarders: harder to spot, but will sit outside their house with goggles on to get a goggle tan. will claim all the crazy stuff they can do, or how they sent a video to burton. etc.
by anti February 11, 2005
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fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.
I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!
by Anti November 17, 2004
mugGet the fritos syndromemug.

noobcannon

In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.
"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."
by Anti November 30, 2004
mugGet the noobcannonmug.

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.
John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.
by Anti November 12, 2004
mugGet the getting gootchedmug.

scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.
John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.
by Anti February 4, 2005
mugGet the scotty doesn't knowmug.

rock is dead

john: rock is fucking dead man...
Stan: long live paper and scissors!
by Anti December 2, 2004
mugGet the rock is deadmug.

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