AnOnymous's definitions

spatch

the area between the testicles and anus

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

gay mafia

Group of socially powerful gay men (mostly) and women who dictate fascistic definitions of gayness including clothing, mannerisms, haircuts, political views, hot clubs and which blonde anorexic is the twink du jour. twink gayness

The Gay Mafia boycotted that cafe and made it close down.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Heel

bad; horrible

I banged my best friends girlfriend. Thats HEEL

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Splooge

ejaculate fluid, jizz, cum

Sgt_slaughter21 splooged all over his keyboard.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

panzer division

(n.) Rhythmic noise act from Delaware whom possesses crushing power in which to dominate the civilized world.

You cannot stop PANZER DIVISION crushing power!

by Anonymous June 10, 2004

popular girls

spoiled rich girls with new clothes.

Leroy had all the popular girls peeping around corners at him.

by anonymous March 4, 2005