AnOnYmOuS's definitions

Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

24/7

Constantly.

"he swears 24/7"

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

xen

One who defeats everyone in both Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Aliens Versus Predator 2. Derived from a player's name, said to be the best in the world.

The "xen" killed every member of the opposing team with one panzerfaust shot.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pyronus

An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.

pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Pyramid Head

Something that rapes anything it sees.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

poput

To get a job

by Anonymous October 19, 2003