While some would call it an oxymoron, when copulation isn't as satisfying as masturbation and feels like work, that's pretty bad.
by Anon April 19, 2005
A person with severe mental retardation, several other mental disorders, little to no english skills, and obsessivly stalks those who have rejected him.
by Anon July 20, 2003
A song by American ska-punkers Reel Big Fish. A song about getting over past loves and moving, with the help of the western hemispheres favourite drink.
She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer
by anon January 02, 2004
this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'
by anon November 13, 2004
The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.
Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.
by anon March 01, 2005
term used to describe someone who rarley goes to college, and when he does he does so only to play poker and take all the first years money
by anon February 09, 2005
by Anon November 21, 2004