AnDrEw's definitions

hair metal

great genre, defines 80's hard rock, smome of this bands have great musicians in contrast to crappy grunge and hardcore bands like alica in chains and korn. i know not all the band were good(poison sucks) but the groups generally were excellent. all the stupid people agaisnt this genre usually listen to hardcore and grunge. grunge: crap with no talented musicians
hardcore:decadescense of metal in all ways pure noise, no musianship.

bon jovi, guns n roses, skid row, cinderella, motley crue, europe.

by andrew August 5, 2004

asstastic

a combination of ass and fantastic. for when fantastic just doesn't cut it.

Damn that '63 Fender Strat is asstastic!

by andrew January 12, 2003

mosh

metal's bastard child of the slamdance.

more aggressive and pointless than slammin', moshing is for violence not fun.

there is no courtesy in a mosh pit.

"dude some guy fell in the pit at as I lay dying/everytime I die/xposionxwellxdeathx/death, die, dying, the process of not being alive/ show last night. I was pissed cause my girlfriend left me so I stomped on his face."

by andrew October 1, 2004

infantspokes

a colony of infant subhumans residing in the Ural mountains in Asia. They prey on unsuspecting mountain goats who happen to wander away from their heards.

Ivan: what the hell is that?
infantspokes: rahh rahh
goat: baaa baaa baaa
infantspokes:(several babies drag the dead goat away)

by andrew June 9, 2003

switches

Pertaining to the activation of custom hydraulic suspensions, MORE LIKELY TO BE IN 64 chevy IMPALAS

Eazy:cos when i hit that switch im BOUNCIN' mo' bounce to tha ounce than im clownin'

by Andrew August 21, 2003

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004

Integra

A car that is also used to get people from point A to point B. It comes in various models from the LS to the GSR. There is a type R model for the people who want to travel with a little more style, after all it does come with a sports package. However, it's not meant to be modified due to the fact that it has no torque, and even if it was turbocharged, it would still run mid 13s-15s (I have proof)

*At the track*

Ahmed:Man check out that Integra Type R, it just ran 14s and it's turbocharged!?
Chuck:What can I say it has no torque.

by Andrew May 7, 2004