A dumb football player, who plays the position of long snapper for the Huston Texans, that four idiots named Joe Cordell, Myles Mike, Drew Mike, and James Tisak made up for fun and then pretended that he was real.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."