gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

neck face

a graffiti artist who runs around signing his name with a hairy arm or snaggly-toothed monster.

neck face is ugly. beat your kids.

by andrew September 21, 2004

mamacita

Either "Little Mother" or "Sweet Momma!"

¡Mamacita! ¡Tu tanga rosada es tan fantástico!
(Sweet Momma! Your pink thong is fantastic!)

or

Hola mamacita. ¿Favor de darme unas monedas para ir de compras?
(Hi ma'! Would you please give me some money to go shopping?)

by Andrew March 16, 2005

binked

a headshot in the online game counter-strike. most got hax? people do this.

1. wow talk about a nice bink!
2. awww did i bink your thourgh the wall? got hax?
3. fkn every kill is a bink.. got h4x faggot?

by Andrew January 19, 2003

Crong

Erect Penis

I have a huge crong.

by Andrew November 12, 2003

bum buddy

Gay partner

Jamal has several bum buddies

by andrew February 08, 2003

fuckamonkey

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey

"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"

by Andrew March 19, 2005