AnDrEw's definitions

hoe

a garden tool used for picking weeds.

ive got a dirty old hoe in my garden

by andrew July 20, 2008

bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

sleepin' pussy

to sit on ones hand for at least 20 minutes before you masterbate. makes your hand feel like someone else.

I gave myself the sleepin' pussy.

by Andrew May 13, 2005

shitter

An exclamation used to convey dismay or anger.

I've been shot - shitter!

by andrew August 15, 2003

Quimby

A person who sniffs bicycle seats.

Jimmy is a fagot quimby.

by ANDREW September 1, 2003

ardios

when i pirate like fella is attempting to say goodbye when leaving a spanish speaking land.

puertorican - adios pirate
pirate - ardios!

by Andrew March 13, 2004

greeboid

Adjective, meaning someone or something of a greebo-like nature.

"For many years I've been having greeboid tendencies."

"Upon arrival at the club, we observed it to be populated exclusively by greeboid life forms. Further study revealed an entire colony of greebos of a species previously unknown in the northern hemisphere."

by Andrew June 3, 2004