Ditze

A total dork or jerk

Stop being a ditze

by Andrew March 22, 2003

batty man

Function: adjective
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"

BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun

1. Look mom, There goes a Battyman!
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.

by Andrew August 14, 2004

tsu

being owned in starfox 10 - 0 and owned in mario kart 10 - 0

well atleast im not tsu

by Andrew December 14, 2003

mage

Mage the leetest,quickest, fastest AWPWHORE EVER! mage > frod at awping. MAGE is a leet haxor in cal-i has beaten frod, krupt, and carv at the lan at the same time. and even told john fuk off! he is in the most exclusive club ever A1`{H}. AND #MIAMI !!!

MAGE YOU just PWned HIM! dam deag!

by andrew December 30, 2004

glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.

As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"

by Andrew June 10, 2004

Marine Corps

Where were the navy seals during any of the last major conflicts??? That's OK the Marines will secure the perimiter so you can conduct your BUDS training in your purple g-strings. Fuck A navy seal.

The Marine Corps has protected this great nation and Many others for 230 years now. So go ahead and talk shit you fucking squid.

by Andrew April 14, 2005

prawn cutlet

To ejaculate on the face of the blowjober and throw sand on the deposit. The sand therefore sticking to the face and hence looking like a prawn cutlet. (Perfomed at the beach)

"she wouldn't swallow so i had to give her the prawn cutlet"

by Andrew May 18, 2004