AnDrEw's definitions

erstwhile virgin

One who has had some but very little sexual contact with another person. Coined by F. C. Ware.

Yeah, some girl gave him some head when he was in college, but he's been living with his mother for the last 15 years. He's not really a virgin, but he's an erstwhile virgin.

by Andrew July 14, 2004

dogap

The space between a dog and a wall.

"Please clean the floors, and don't miss the dogap."

by Andrew June 2, 2003

Universal Records

A so called record company who just recently kicked out the best band in the world known as Mushroomhead. They claimed they tried everthing but they didn't do shit compared to Nelly and all the other rap and pop shit. Mushroomhead will move on with all the support and love us Mushroomhead fans have for them. Live long Mushroomhead. NEVER LET IT GO!!!!

Universal is crap they threw out Mushroomhead because they are blind and deaf and can't see how a awesome band Mushroomhead really is.

by Andrew July 20, 2004

0810

the meanest and toughest long island gang

yall best watch out for them 0810's

by andrew June 15, 2004

Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

by Andrew June 18, 2006

anok

Alternative spelling for the word anarchy.

Used alot among the crust

Also, one who believes in anarchy.

See the anok.

See the anok march.

March anok march!

by andrew October 30, 2004

motherfucker

A common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.

Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.

"You motherfucker! how could you!"
"What the motherfuck is going on here?"
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"

by andrew October 27, 2002