AnDrEw's definitions

glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.

As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"

by Andrew June 10, 2004

hypermobilic

bendy squiggly body parts.

Jiten

by andrew February 10, 2003

fuckamonkey

Usually used as an explative.

Refers to the problem of AIDS interfearing with completely free sex. Someone somewhere just had to fuck a monkey...

see fudgemonkey fuckmonkey

"Oh fuckamonkey!" expressing sexual frustration

"Somebody had to fuckamonkey"

by Andrew May 13, 2005

Cky

camp kill your self, one of teh greast fucking bands,/series of movies ever

cky kicks ass

by andrew April 30, 2004

numitz

jourdan is stupid

shes a numitz

by andrew October 8, 2003

Zerd

Much like word It expresses agreement or acceptence.

Oh man, I cant think of the Zerd.
You down man? Zerd

by Andrew December 28, 2003

Throw Rag

The greatest band to ever come out of the Salton Sea, CA. The originators of sea rock. Band has a washboard player. What more can you want? Also puts on a really good live show.

Throw Rag is awesome!!!

by Andrew April 3, 2005