cervical mulligan


Termination of pregnancy and expulsion of an embryo or of a fetus that is incapable of survival. (informal)
That bitch didn't mean to get knocked up, so she decided to take a cervical mulligan.
by Andy July 04, 2003
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going down

An Act of giving oral sex (both in terms of Male and Female)
Yo,Man remember the hooker going down on me!!!!
by Andy March 04, 2005
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Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 21, 2004
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TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.
"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".
by andy March 20, 2006
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kraan

A large red winged pterodactyl-like monster in the world of Magnamund (Joe Dever, Lone Wolf) - rarely ridden, but often used as shock troops to pick off enemies in battles, and occasionally to carry other monsters. Watch out - they swoop from above, keep away from hills in Lone Wolf 1
You can see a kraan circling the hill. Do you want to:

1) climb the hill and get killed, or
2) go under the hill and get killed by a burrowcrawler instead?
by Andy April 18, 2004
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Cherry Dinglers

Cherry Dinglers are dried up pieces of shit that hang from the hairs on your arse. They are a real pain to get rid of when showering.
Man i had so many cherry dinglers when she gave me a rim job she gaged on the bunch of cherry dinglers hanging out my ass.
by andy May 01, 2003
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Shight

combintation of shit and "aight" witch is a combination for all right"
when your twisted drunk and someone demands you drink another beer you would answer by saying shight
by Andy November 30, 2003
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