Liberal media

1. A lie created by conservative pundits used to describe four of the five major news networks and several newspapers. Consists primarily of a slight majority of left-leaning moderate reporters who are so terrified of being called biased, they deliberately slant their coverage far to the right. Known for ignoring important stories that could have a dramatic impact on American politics, including 2000 election fraud, prewar intelligence that refuted all of Bush's claims about Iraq, and 2004 election fraud.
2. (conservative slang) Any news source that is not blatant about its conservative slant; any news source without the motto 'fair and balanced.'

Damn that liberal media... they keep ignoring all the good things that have happened in Iraq, like those 50 people we saved from the rape rooms by killing 100,000 civilians.

by Andy November 30, 2004

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baitin'

To masturbate

"Where's Joey?"
"He's been baitin' in his room for the last 2 hours."

by Andy February 23, 2004

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Fibes

Another word for shit, can be both a noun and a verb. Rhymes with vibes.

Hold on, I'll be right back, I gotta fibes.

Oh dude, I totally rubbed fibes all over the wall.

by Andy October 22, 2004

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blahaha

1.: A word used to describe the state of bored.

2.: A random word used to annoy people.

"Blahaha," said the boy. I'm really bored right now.

by Andy May 13, 2005

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I have a tv

I term used to call your self a Teletubbie or saying you simply have a TV.

Teletubbies had those gray squares on their stomach that turned into a tv.

I have a TV! Again, again! Uh oh!

by Andy May 13, 2005

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