by andy November 17, 2003

a nonexistent entity believed in by some psychoanalysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can't explain.
Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.
The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.
The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.
by Andy April 17, 2004

It's a sexual position that is taken from the movie "8 Mile" where you have intercourse with your clothes on.
by Andy May 13, 2005

by Andy May 07, 2004

Later name for Dorthonion, after its conquest by the armies of Morgoth. At the time it bore the name, it was a desolate forest from which people and animals had fled, inhabited only by wandering bands of Morgoth's monsters and orcs.
It was a plateau raised above ground, and may have survived the flooding of Beleriand as the island of Tol Fuin.
by Andy May 11, 2004

"They're all in the same glee club together, fuck 'em."
Or:
"I don't wanna be in that poxy glee club anyway."
etc, etc, etc
Or:
"I don't wanna be in that poxy glee club anyway."
etc, etc, etc
by Andy March 07, 2007

1) Westron (English) name for the Mumak, an elephant or elephant-like monster used in battle by the Haradrim in Lord of the Rings.
2) In Dungeons and Dragons, a larger and more powerful creature similar to an elephant.
2) In Dungeons and Dragons, a larger and more powerful creature similar to an elephant.
by Andy May 11, 2004
