Twathampton

A town, south of Lower Bush and just north of Crotchley. Twinned with the town of Long Knob.
Attention all passengers. This train is going to Twathampton. Please remember to take all dildoes and personal belongings with you.
by Andy May 03, 2004
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stick it in neutral

An insult used in TransFormers series 1 episode More than Meets the Eye - wonderfully rude for a "U"-certificate swearword, plus it has definite "robot" connotations.
Oh stick it in neutral, you donkey raping shit eater.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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Carcharoth

Greatest of the wolves or "werewolves" of Morgoth/Sauron in Tolkien's book The Silmarillion. Fathered by Draugluin, Carcharoth was specially trained and fed up to be the most powerful wolf ever, because of a prophecy that Huan the wolfhound could only be killed by the greatest wolf in history.

Carcharoth was posted outside the fortress of Angband to protect Sauron from any attempt by Beren, Luthien and Huan to obtain a Silmaril (in fulfilment of their oath to Elwe). Put under a sleep spell by Luthien, he failed to prevent the theft of a Silmaril, but he attacked Beren when he tried to leave the tower, biting off the hand containing the Silmaril.

Tormented by its light which he found unbearable, Carcharoth then ran rampage across Beleriand until hunted down and slain by Huan. As the prophecy foretold, Huan was also slain in this combat.
Carcharoth is depicted on the cover of the book The Lays of Beleriand as a gigantic slavering wolf with dark fur and red eyes, belching smoke.
by Andy May 11, 2004
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sucking diesel

Said when you're not just feeling OK, but feeling great!
Pioneered by Colin Murray & Edith Bowman on BBC Radio 1, UK.
How are you?
I am sucking diesel!
by Andy July 21, 2004
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gumchickler

"Dude, that hoe is a gumchickler."
by andy April 09, 2003
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kooch

"Andy gets all the kooch he wants."
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Fibes

Another word for shit, can be both a noun and a verb. Rhymes with vibes.
Hold on, I'll be right back, I gotta fibes.

Oh dude, I totally rubbed fibes all over the wall.
by Andy October 23, 2004
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