The Squad

An amazing, kick-ass quartet of Congresswomen: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a.k.a. AOC; Ayanna Pressley; Rashida Tlaib; and Ilhan Omar.
The Squad is on the case, protecting America!
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AOC

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, part of the amazing quartet of Congresswomen known as The Squad.
AOC rocks!
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AOC

"Awesome" may be substituted for "Amazing," since both are equally valid. AOC is the best!
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AOC

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โ˜ A good Congressperson

โ˜ A great Congressperson

โ˜ An amazing Congressperson

โ˜‘ The Best Damn Congressperson ever, bitches
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A burger that comes with parsnips
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"
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Full bars

Real bars of candy, not just the mini nonsense you get most of the time when trick-or-treating!
โ€œFull bars? Full bars! FULL BARS? She just gave us full-sized chocolate bars! Does she know? Oh, my god! Was it an accident?"
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Charm bomb

A way of getting the attention and affection of teenage boys; a move involving a "sexy hair flip"
"Time for the charm bomb to explode."
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