Eerie Canal

Nickname of some locals in Upstate New York for the Erie Canal, when referring to spooky occurrences or apparitions in the area.
There was another ghost sighting last night at the Eerie Canal!
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Scott Pruitt

Short-lived EPA administrator. One of the most corrupt, scandal-ridden politicians who ever lived, appointed by Trump to destroy America's air and water. Entirely in the pocket of Big Oil.
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November 7

National "No one Wants Your Smelly Hoodie Day"
"Hey babe it's November 7, why don't u take my hoodie?"
"EW NO, I don't want that creepy sweatshirt you wear every day. It smells like both Axe and ass. Why don't you put that shit in the laundry?"
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I'm fine

Either a very generic remark in response to a generic question, or something to be very worried about.
Louise: "I'm fine."
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Away in a Mango Burger

A burger that comes with mango
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Away in a Mango Burger, you should try it!"
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snowga

Literally, yoga done in the snow or while it's snowing.
After I finish shoveling the driveway, let's get some fresh air and practice some snowga!
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Total Eclipse of the Havarti

A burger that comes with havarti cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"
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