Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Cher-iff 

A mash-up Halloween costume that's part Cher, part sheriff

"Guess who's coming in the room with the fancy costume. It's the Cher-iff!"

Cher-iff by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Grasping at straws 

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation

"I don't know what to do, I'm grasping at straws!"

Grasping at straws by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Swiss army knife 

A handy multi-tool

"This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

Swiss army knife by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Money 

Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."

Money by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Roy Moore 

The kind of child-molesting idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only because he's Republican.

Roy Moore somehow still almost won in Alabama. What a sad country we live in.

Roy Moore by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Meter 

The length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second

The meter has a cool definition!

Meter by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Kilogram 

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.

Kilogram by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018